you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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