okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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