I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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