are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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