No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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