i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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