guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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