i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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