She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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