I don't think brook has ever known best
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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