i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
