Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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