:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Randomize
