i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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