Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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