Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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