Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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