Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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