I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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