I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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