I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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