so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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