He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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