im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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