I wish I only lived at night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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