i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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