Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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