He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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