There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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