just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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