I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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