She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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