She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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