Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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