Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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