areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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