He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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