I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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