I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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