you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
A bitchslap is in order.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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