So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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