Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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