If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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