you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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