all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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