is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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