So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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