He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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