worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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