i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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