im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So much rum. So many feels.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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