i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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