took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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