Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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