But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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