Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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