Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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